King of Wishful Thinking....Maars Maker Skinny Matte Tumbler, 20oz

$28.00
 20oz
Height, in8.30
Diameter, in2.90

The Maars Maker personalized 20 oz tumbler is the perfect get-along for any excursion or casual day out. Made with double-wall, food-grade stainless stee, these tumblers keep drinks hot for 12 hours and refreshingly cold for a stunning 24 hours. The powder-coated exterior with its smooth matte finish is a pleasure to the touch while the non-tapered shape with the slim design make it highly practical and stylish. The plastic screw-on slide lid with the color-matching straw add extra practicality points. All materials used for this tumbler are non-toxic and BPA-free.

.: Material: double-wall food grade 18/8 stainless steel
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Powder-coated smooth matte finish
.: Non-tapered shape and slim design
.: Plastic screw-on slide lid with color-matching straw
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: NB! Hand wash only

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 20oz
Height, in8.30
Diameter, in2.90

The Maars Maker personalized 20 oz tumbler is the perfect get-along for any excursion or casual day out. Made with double-wall, food-grade stainless stee, these tumblers keep drinks hot for 12 hours and refreshingly cold for a stunning 24 hours. The powder-coated exterior with its smooth matte finish is a pleasure to the touch while the non-tapered shape with the slim design make it highly practical and stylish. The plastic screw-on slide lid with the color-matching straw add extra practicality points. All materials used for this tumbler are non-toxic and BPA-free.

.: Material: double-wall food grade 18/8 stainless steel
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Powder-coated smooth matte finish
.: Non-tapered shape and slim design
.: Plastic screw-on slide lid with color-matching straw
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: NB! Hand wash only

 20oz
Height, in8.30
Diameter, in2.90

The Maars Maker personalized 20 oz tumbler is the perfect get-along for any excursion or casual day out. Made with double-wall, food-grade stainless stee, these tumblers keep drinks hot for 12 hours and refreshingly cold for a stunning 24 hours. The powder-coated exterior with its smooth matte finish is a pleasure to the touch while the non-tapered shape with the slim design make it highly practical and stylish. The plastic screw-on slide lid with the color-matching straw add extra practicality points. All materials used for this tumbler are non-toxic and BPA-free.

.: Material: double-wall food grade 18/8 stainless steel
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Powder-coated smooth matte finish
.: Non-tapered shape and slim design
.: Plastic screw-on slide lid with color-matching straw
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: NB! Hand wash only

No King of Wishful Thinking Vibes: A Guide to Avoiding Fairytale Fallacies

This ain't your mama's "happily ever after." This tee is your royal decree against empty promises and future-faking fantasies.

Tired of guys who:

  • Promise you the moon and deliver cheese?

  • Build castles in the sky that crumble faster than a sandcastle?

  • Think happily ever after comes with a side of, well, you know?

This shirt is your knight in shining armor, with a sassy message for those who:

  • Believe "someday" is a synonym for "never."

  • Think "grand gestures" means buying you a taco after a night of bad karaoke.

  • Confuse chivalry with cheesy pick-up lines.

So, ditch the drama and wear your crown with pride. This ain't no fairytale, it's reality, and reality bites for those who confuse wishful thinking with real commitment.

P.S. This shirt is also a great conversation starter. Just wait for the confused looks from guys who think they can charm their way into your kingdom.